Ahh!?

DUH! It's Dora and Fee!

And we'd like to say that our first reaction to Miley Cyrus's look at the Oscars was:

AHH!?!?

If we were to list all the things that went wrong here,

the list would go on and on...and on and on.

So we picked out three major issues with the gown:

1. Whoa, completely age INappropriate. Miley is sixteen years old and stars in a TV show aimed at an audience of girls ages 5 to 12. The cleavage shown off by the dress is just all wrong. Period.
   
2. The tiers could be adorable - if the dress were two feet shorter. Unfortunately, the look is completely overwhelming; the tiers seem to be never ending, and, honestly, Miley looks like a silver fish.
3. That belt. WHAT is that belt? Dora and Fee simply hate the belt on this dress. It's huge and out of place, and the bow is the ridiculous finishing touch on an already ridiculous gown.

Sorry for the severe criticism, Miley. We still love you. . . .

Here are the few things Miley managed to get right:

• THANK GOD she avoided necklaces and bracelets of any sort. The dress already sparkles and shines more than it needs to.
• The hair was a good choice also. Leaving her long curls loose would have sent Dora and Fee over the edge. Her sleek side swept bangs are just enough, thank you.

That's all for today;

xoxo,

Dora and Fee

P.S. Do tell us how you feel, please!